Almost every girl I know from my old town in South Dakota is pregnant. I’m not even exaggerating. Holy crap.
Best friend is watching Wayne’s World with me, it’s her first time. Fuck yeah
the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality
sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you
how do i get over someone who i never dated
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
some of yall standards is shockingly low like if all you want in a guy is “someone to text and listen to you and tell you how good you look and cuddle and eat pizza”
congratulations that’s 99% of all males on planet Earth
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
I wish, as well as everybody else, to be perfectly happy; but, like everybody else, it must be in my own way.
I just finished Isla. I’m ded. Call back later. I’m done.
Frick. I had mine sent to my house instead of school. Dangit
Sitting around and talking with microaerophilic is possibly my most favorite thing (including books and coffee).
the feeling is mutual, you lovely human.
They’re disgusting.: no.twentysomethingvagabond: yes.
I love you even though you’re gross.
Do you ever wonder if someone somewhere is reading the same book as you at the same time and you are both getting to know the same characters, and you’re both going through the same experiences together right now? Like it could be any person who you pass on the street and mentally you are both in the same world having the same adventure!